A man goes to a doctor. “Doctor, my tummy hurts”

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The doctor examines him and says, “No problem, we can fix that. But we have to cut off your ears.”

“What, why?! I have a tummy ache, why do you want to cut my ears off?!”

“I am a surgeon, that’s what I do. If you don’t like it go see an internist.”

The guy goes to see an internist and tells him,

“Doctor, would you believe it, I have stomach ache and the surgeon I went to see told me he has to cut my ears off!”

The doctor answers, “Ah, these surgeons, all they want to do is cut. I’ll give you some pills and they’ll fall off by themselves.”

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