An arm-less, leg-less man is lying on a beach

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An arm-less, leg-less man is lying on a beach. Suddenly, a beautiful prostitute spots him and comes closer. She notices his erect penis in his pants and asks:

"Would you like me to... you know, maybe hold your cock for a bit?"

The man smiles and nods his head. The woman unzips the man's pants and starts to rub his penis.

"And... Have you ever been fucked?"

The man impatiently shakes his head.

"Well, you're going to be in a sec. A tidal wave's coming..."

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