A Frenchman, an Englishman and a baby walk into an American-styled steakhouse.
The maitre’d asks what song they’d like to play on the jukebox - The Frenchman says “Frank Sinatra” The baby says “Gaa-Gaaaa” The Englishman clarifies with “oh, sorry, he means Lady Gaga. I’ll say Oasis thanks.”
They then take a seat at the table and the waitress asks what steak they’ll have - The Frenchman proclaims “a filet mignon” The baby says “waaaaaah-goo” Again, the Englishman clarifies with “he’ll have the wagu, thanks, and I’ll have the sirloin.”
Finally the waitress asks for their drink order - The Frenchman says “the merlot” The baby says “200ml Aptamil formula milk in a tommee tippee bottle, neat, lukewarm, no ice, and maybe a smile?” The Englishman says “well if he’s having that then I’ll suck your tits.”
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The maitre’d asks what song they’d like to play on the jukebox - The Frenchman says “Frank Sinatra” The baby says “Gaa-Gaaaa” The Englishman clarifies with “oh, sorry, he means Lady Gaga. I’ll say Oasis thanks.”
They then take a seat at the table and the waitress asks what steak they’ll have - The Frenchman proclaims “a filet mignon” The baby says “waaaaaah-goo” Again, the Englishman clarifies with “he’ll have the wagu, thanks, and I’ll have the sirloin.”
Finally the waitress asks for their drink order - The Frenchman says “the merlot” The baby says “200ml Aptamil formula milk in a tommee tippee bottle, neat, lukewarm, no ice, and maybe a smile?” The Englishman says “well if he’s having that then I’ll suck your tits.”
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